Hello and Happy Lasagna Day! Need I say more…?
Hello and Happy post-Fourth! Also known as the 5th, 6th, 7th, etc. Do you still have all of your fingers, toes, and livers?
Hello and Happy…Mid-June? Is that right? Where the hell did the rest of 2014 go?
Happy Flag Day and Father’s Day! You know, you could kill two birds with one stone by getting your father a flag-colored tie. That would work, right?
Hello and Happy Memorial Day! I hope everyone remembered to honor our brave fallen before eating that third hot dog…
Hello and Happy Battle of Pueblo Day and soon-to-be Mother’s Day. My mom said not to get her flowers this year, just take her to see Spider-Man 2. Fine by me!