Hello and Happy Ash Wednesday, Eastern Orthodox Lent, and Daylight Savings Time! I knew my planner was good for something…
Hello and Happy Mexican Flag Day! Enjoy your celebration of “Religion, Independence, and Unity”. Viva Dia de la Bandera!
Hello and Happy Soon-To-Be-Valentine’s Day! Gentlemen, did you get a special something for that special someone? You’d better!
Hello and Happy Broncos-Pooped-Themselves Day! Have you ever seen a beat-down like that in a Super Bowl? Yikes.
Hello and Happy Chinese New Year, Groundhog Day, and Super Bowl Sunday! Can you imagine what it would be like having all three of them on the same day? I’d be dressed up like a dragon eating buffalo wings while looking for my shadow. That could get messy…
Hello and Happy Martin Luther King Day!
I know this is terrible, but this holiday always reminds me of that British comedy where an aspiring actor goes to an audition dressed up like the German monk Martin Luther when it’s actually for the role of Martin Luther King and he’s surrounded by a bunch of Martin Luther King lookalikes just staring at him. Freaking hilarious! Does anyone remember the name of that show?
Well, it’s not like it’s a national holiday or anything but hey, a guy can dream, right?
Hello and Happy New Year! I hope everyone had a fun and safe Amateur Night.
Hello and welcome to the last GKN Weekly Update of 2013! Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve fall on Tuesdays this year so that kind of mucks things up.