Hello and Happy post-Fourth! Also known as the 5th, 6th, 7th, etc. Do you still have all of your fingers, toes, and livers?
Hello and Happy Fourth of July Weekend! Going anywhere fun?
Hello and Happy…Mid-June? Is that right? Where the hell did the rest of 2014 go?
Happy Flag Day and Father’s Day! You know, you could kill two birds with one stone by getting your father a flag-colored tie. That would work, right?
Hello and Happy June! I always feel like June is the halfway point in the year, but it’s not until the end of June, so I gotta wait the whole month to hit that point.
Hello and Happy Memorial Day! I hope everyone remembered to honor our brave fallen before eating that third hot dog…