Happy Easter and Happy Passover! This is one of those times of year when I’m thankful that I have both Jewish and Catholic parents. I get to eat twice as much awesome food!
Hello and Happy Palm Sunday! Did you know that Palm Sunday is a movable feast? No, I did not make that up. I like the sound of a movable feast. It makes me think of me and my fat bastard friends running down the street to keep up with a table on wheels that’s loaded with food. Yes, I know I have issues, thank you.
Hello and Happy April Fool’s Day! I’d try to come up with something clever to fool y’all with, but you guys are too savvy for me. Did I mention that I’m moving to Fiji?
Hello and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Get your green on, yo.
Hello and Happy soon-to-be Saint Patrick’s Day! I know it’s classified as one of the mothers of all non-holidays, but it is a fun one, ain’t it?
Hello and Happy Ash Wednesday, Eastern Orthodox Lent, and Daylight Savings Time! I knew my planner was good for something…
Hello and Happy Mexican Flag Day! Enjoy your celebration of “Religion, Independence, and Unity”. Viva Dia de la Bandera!
Hello and Happy Soon-To-Be-Valentine’s Day! Gentlemen, did you get a special something for that special someone? You’d better!